If you enjoy the Onion, you will love the New Never News. It brings all your favorite fairy tales together in a very f***ed up way.
From the author of the award winning of the F***ed Up Fairy Tale series (CURSES! & Froggy Style), comes the New Never News, the kingdom's best source of fairy tale news.
News reports include:
Agoraphobic Piggy Killed in Wolf Force Winds
Dwarfs Arrested After Short Fight
Tuffet Use On the Rise
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Changes His Name
